{"id":22498,"date":"2018-05-05T12:54:12","date_gmt":"2018-05-05T10:54:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flyingcigar.de\/?p=22498"},"modified":"2018-05-05T12:54:12","modified_gmt":"2018-05-05T10:54:12","slug":"havana-april-2018-eight-crazy-days-with-some-meditation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/flyingcigar.de\/startseite\/havana-april-2018-eight-crazy-days-with-some-meditation\/","title":{"rendered":"Havana April 2018 – Eight Crazy Days With Some Meditation"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n It started crazy enough already in Germany before even getting to Havana….<\/p>\n Christian arrived early in the morning the day before our departure to order some two hundred bottles of wine from Weinmann, a famous local winemaker<\/a> here in the village.<\/p>\n We did that first, then packed our Cuba suitcases for a late check-in and after a small cigar and coffee we set out across the Rhine river to a fine wine tasting at the renowned Chat Sauvage winery in Geisenheim<\/a>, home of the world famous German Wine University.<\/p>\n A fine tasting it was – albeit for Christian alone as I was driving and the day, apart from being hectic was a hot one, 32C and blazing sun.<\/p>\n We then had a long and leisurely lunch at Schloss Vollrads, asparagus and salmon – delicious. I kept to my Wineschorle …<\/p>\n From there to Frankfurt airport to check in our suitcases, get our boarding passes and back home for a Roseschorle, a good cigar and a light dinner on my terrace overlooking the village – which is where I then had my own private Chat Sauvage Pinot Noir tasting … all three bottles of it \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n I managed to get Christian down to Cafe Fritz for a short night’s sleep and he picked me up early the next morning for the ride to the airport.<\/p>\n The flight to Varadero was quite pleasant as we travelled up front and had nice beds for a good long nap.<\/p>\n Faithful J. picked us up and we had a Perla and a cold Cristal barely 25 minutes after touch-down and another one an hour later passing by his beach house in Brisas and greeting his lovely wife and son.<\/p>\n So far, so good. But arriving in Miramar at the new Casa I had reserved in February<\/a> for us the real insanity started once we got out of the car.<\/p>\n We were met by Reynaldo, a sour faced guy I had never seen before – I had only met his wife when checking and reserving the Casa. 1) the guy must have had vinegar for breakfast<\/p>\n and<\/p>\n 2) I need lots of coffee in the morning and we would be up pretty early due to time difference.<\/p>\n When I brought up the subject he quickly told me to forget about it.<\/p>\n No coffee before 9 a.m. and no breakfast for another 2 days as he didn’t know what we wanted to have and it was hard to get stuff in Cuba. Having quite a short fuse, I immediately knew that it was going to be a very<\/strong> short stay at that Casa.<\/p>\n Forget the nice roof terrace, the modern rooms, the Wi-Fi park across the Casa and the nice lovely wife of his.<\/p>\n The guy is a rude dumbwit\/asshole\/comemierda. Just wait for further confirmation – I received it later …<\/p>\n OK, we had paid one night’s deposit before arrival, I could order breakfast from 3 Chinitos, we would weather the present situation.<\/p>\n After a few beers and a good cigar at Espacios we felt relaxed. The roof terrace was nice for a few glasses of rum and some thinking.<\/p>\n Next morning dawned and we were up at 5 a.m. without coffee and very hungry. I ordered coffee, juice and sandwiches from 3 Chinitos which arrived 45 minutes later on a scooter. Saved.<\/p>\n The nice maid appeared by 9 a.m. and I asked her to call Yasmina, the owner’s wife I had met when I reserved. Instead 20 minutes later Mr Vinegar appeared asking what the problem was. Well breakfast for one and maybe a better attitude towards clients …<\/p>\n The guy, a Cuban running a car repair shop in Mexico, must have thought we were defective car parts. He told me I was free to change Casas if I didn’t like the style he ran his .. OK. Noted.<\/p>\n After visiting the Lung Kong society for the elderly, delivering a donation by Christian for them and visiting their kitchen, we stopped by the Partagas lounge for a Cafecito and a cigar. All the time my brain was working overtime looking for a Casa exit. I called Roberto’s place by the river – occupied.<\/p>\n Lunch at 7 Dias by the sea then, and while Christian was frying his bald head meditating on the grass to the wonderment of the other patrons I had my own meditation … grabbed my mobile, called and B I N G O<\/strong> – my dream Casa in Havana was just being vacated by guests and free for us …<\/p>\n Quick drive to confirm it – back to our Casa, all packed within 15 minutes, grab a second car for all our luggage and then write a note to Mr Vinegar :<\/p>\n Agreeing with your suggestion this morning to change Casa we are moving out. Find 4 CUC for the beverages we had and keep the one CUC tip. For any questions feel free to call me. Never had it happened in Cuba – Casa owners are generally warm and welcoming. Not this one. One more experience.<\/p>\n 15 minutes later we were sitting in a beautiful garden, having welcome drinks by H. & S<\/strong>., the owners of this incredible Casa and feeling in Heaven after a stint in Hell.<\/p>\n Unbelievable peace, warm-hearted hosts, professional staff, garden, pool, a Casa with a special history, three large bedrooms, a large kitchen for Christian to play in, a well stocked bar … what else can you wish for …<\/p>\n OK, I know, a 3 week stay instead of just a week !<\/p>\n Truly the first time I didn’t want ( and didn’t need ) to leave the Casa in Havana. What a glorious, perfect paradise it is.<\/p>\n And NO<\/strong> I don’t know the name of the Casa so DO NOT ASK ME<\/strong> \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n We were so happy that we decided to dine in that night, Christian cooking some tremendous Surf & Turf, sharing a bottle of Weinmann Grauburgunder and smoking 109’s in the garden … pinch me, I believe I’m dreaming ….<\/p>\n I’ve had some nice Casas and great hosts in Havana, par for the course – but this one beats the handicaps by a million miles.<\/p>\n The rest of the days were the regular Havana routine – haircut at ArteCorte, this time, as Papito<\/strong> is recovering from surgery – by Lazaro<\/strong> “El Chino” a 35 yr career professor at ArteCorte and the second Cuban paratrooper I’ve met so far. Great guy. Happy to see him again soon !<\/p>\n Cigars at Reynaldo who’s back from Mexico. Watching Bayern-Real Madrid there, visits to Alex at the Comodoro, Internet and cigars at Club Habana with Jorgito in Chile on a visit.<\/p>\n Dinners at Marea with J. and his family, Claude <\/strong>and Ruth<\/strong> from Luxembourg, Espacios with Javier<\/strong> from Venezuela as well as Tocamadera, a splendid new little Paladar in Miramar, 7 Dias, Amigos del Mar …. the usual Havana routine.<\/p>\n Visiting El Laguito with Christian and Ed<\/strong>, our good friend from the US who missed the February visit – he would share our Casa with us for 3 days, a welcome presence and a true gentleman ( not to be confused with the “other” Ed ) the infamous Papichulo<\/strong> …. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n I introduced Ed to my Cuban life and friends by throwing a nice little party\/dinner\/domino\/music night at J.’s beach house 2 days before we left. A whole grilled pig, rice ‘n beans, salad, mojo, the works. The 2 cases of beer and 4 bottles of rum also did help some.<\/p>\n Good Ed, afraid of having “communication problems” relaxed and had a fine good time while some miracles happened.<\/p>\n Let’s say this was a miracle …. drinking Elijah Craig 131 proof ( 65,5% ) Kentucky straight Bourbon courtesy of Gentleman Bryan<\/strong> some of my Cuban friends became suddenly fluent in English … Thes Guiskey es veeery estrong mi freng … \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n Another miracle that evening was the transformation of Christian after meeting a nice & charming Cuban lady and good friend : Christian stops speaking Italian and promises to learn Spanish. He became totally relaxed ! Hallelujah !!<\/p>\n It seems that he loves Cuba ! Why did the miracle not happen at the start of the trip \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n Also – bless the Lord, he stopped blabbering and became quieter. Again : Why did the miracle not happen at the start<\/strong> of the trip \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n And finally, we fulfilled the mission we set out to Havana for – get some really nice personalized 2-cigar coffins from Humidores Habana for Christian’s charity group “The Memory Connection”.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n These will be used to be passed around to friends during charity dinners organized by Christian for the benefit of seriously ill and neglected children all over the world.<\/p>\n It was a quiet last day, that is before departure as it became hectic and crazy again. What did I do to deserve this ….<\/p>\n Leaving for the airport Betty<\/strong>, a good friend and Casa owner called me that her guest, a friend of mine, had taken all house keys with him … he was leaving same time as we were but from a different Terminal. I knew he would be connected so I messaged him to hand the keys and 20 CUC to an airport official for pick-up by Betty.<\/p>\n They all refused …. he was getting as close to a nervous breakdown as I was. Never has a lowly RG Perla and three beers tasted so good before departure !!<\/p>\n Mission accomplished.<\/p>\n The return flight was excellent in that I slept most of the way. The body never forgives.<\/p>\n When I woke up in Germany I could not ( and will still not ) believe I had been to Havana.<\/p>\n Gotta repeat for a few weeks again – the Casa has already been reserved !
\nWhen he did not welcome us but instructed us to hand over passports, told us the “house rules” and pay him next day …. I immediately thought of breakfast :<\/p>\n
\nNo kidding, you tell ME<\/strong> after 15 years in Cuba, you comemierda !<\/p>\n
\nShe’d reasonable to talk with and maybe save the day if I just would not have to see the guy’s sour face again.<\/p>\n
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\nHe never<\/strong> called back – but I called across that Casa a few times as Phil<\/strong>, a nice Englishman residing there is a friend. He confirmed Mr Vinegar’s reputation in the neighbourhood. Pity I had not asked him first …<\/p>\n
\nI managed to have a quiet day after all even if it was the last full day in Havana …<\/p>\n
\nThen I found the solution : told him to drop them at the VIP lounge of his Terminal and call me in the VIP lounge of my Terminal – it worked peaches and cream … \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
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\nNino<\/strong><\/p>\n